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Do You Know Santa Claus & The Easter Bunny’s Recipe for Happiness?

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“What you gets, you gives & what you gives, you gets.”
–Old Atlantean folk saying

Do you want to “get more happiness” in your life?

If so, don’t wait for the holidays or a vacation–
let’s get started today on Santa Claus & The Easter Bunny’s secret recipe for happiness!

Find a quiet spot for just 6 minutes. Take 6 deep, relaxed breaths.
Ask inside yourself for clear insight…

Now we begin.

These three simple, free choices are your keys to unlock your happiness:

FREE CHOICE NUMBER ONE — What Do You Really Want?

Choose wisely, with raw enthusiasm, what you really want to GET in life–

And what you want to GIVE.

These two will be qualities intertwined around one single powerful idea. You can see through their disguise.

If an actor wears two masks, what do they what they hide?

Why, the one actor who gives them their power.

Realize this:

What you really want to GET is what you will end up GIVING to others. So choose what you want to GIVE the world.

Be grateful in the getting, the giving, the living!

FREE CHOICE NUMBER TWO — Are You Willing to Experience All the Results of Your Desire?

The better your gift is for others, the better it is to get for yourself.

Also, the more you get what is personally good for you, the better you’ll be at giving it to others with good results.

Of course, if you want to benefit by causing mischief, you’ll draw others–even if they’re innocent–into the fire.

Then both you and they will reap the unhappy results.

Unhappy results usually expand their circle of impact the same way happy results do.

You can’t remove the splash a stone makes once you’ve thrown it in the pool.

Knowing this, are you sure your desire is really worth it?

On the other hand:

The more positive and real your way of helping others, the more inspired the way you’ll receive the help you need to help them.

What this means:

The more your desired gift inspires you to make good choices, the more doorways of bountiful expression the Universe opens to get it to you–

And to pour it outwards from you.

FREE CHOICE NUMBER THREE — Will You Start Now?

The brighter your candle burns with a desire to serve, the more illumination pours across the world.

The sooner you start, the sooner your life brightens up.

Wherever you wish to aim your light with a good purpose, good intent, good trust, the better your results spring up in that place.

Wish only for what benefits you–

Give real thanks for what really benefits you–

You’ll grow in the desire to benefit others with what benefits you.

By the light you shine, you are revealed to others.

Because your true desire shines past your masks, you will know yourself better, too.

No matter what you look like on the outside–
on the inside, you’ll be living like Santa Claus & The Easter Bunny.

You’ll also enjoy this special benefit:

As you practice mixing their secret recipe for happiness, your choices–
and your results–
will keep improving.

Peace and Happiness to you my friend!

Rev. Scott Ufford,
The Psychic Philosopher
Copyright 2011

Exclusive Photos: Maiden Flight of Spacecraft, Reverse-Engineered ET Tech?

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Historic Lower Manhattan proved the unlikely setting yesterday for the bumpy first flight attempt of a NASA spacecraft, reportedly reverse-engineered from an ET (Orion-based) starship crashed off the Finnish coast.

Just steps away from Fraunces Tavern, where George Washington saluted his weary victorious troops at the end of the American Revolution, this $12.7 billion prototype for flights to Mars, Venus and beyond attempted to circum-teleport the globe by a sophisticated form of “etheric zipline”.

On its first teleportation flight the odd craft, code-named “Chiropterus”, shuddered as it slowly lurched first a few inches, then maybe 10 or 12 feet above the corner of Broad & Water Streets, still strung on its galacto-tensile-strength-rated tethers that stretched into the grey skies.

After a brief bright green flash that my recording device unfortunately wouldn’t register, the Proteus seemed to disappear for an instant–but quickly reappeared, only to clunk clumsily down to the pavement.

According to one of the few onlookers–who seemed a desultory mix of weekend tourists and underpaid Wall St. lackeys–the peculiar-angled, rather menacing black craft almost looked “like a 12th-dimensional bat, trapped in the cave of our greater density vibrations”. Whatever.

A NASA spokesman described this flight as a success, though since no casual observer saw the Proteus do anything except dangle over a quiet Manhattan intersection, it’s hard to confirm or deny their report.

NASA attempted this inaugural Halloween flight of the USS Proteus in downtown NYC because, as the spokesman further claimed, “Area 51 is almost overrun by binocular-wielding, conspiracy-theory-foaming-at-the-mouth whack jobs,” whereas NYC “people are too cool to pay any attention even if King Kong kidnapped the Statue of Liberty…Sometimes the best place to hide a secret is in plain sight.”

Above: Brave female crew leader Hanna Solo looks on after her post-flight debriefing. It’s no picnic to consider that this global circum-teleportation effort could have left her snagged in a dangerous trans-dimensional loop, with her body parts strung painfully across five continents’ ziplines. We can only assume she might be up for a Congressional Medal of Honor.

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Happy Halloween!
This spoof’s been fun, but:

Come back next week for a REAL series of mysterious astronomical photos.

Completely authentic, original, remarkable images of the moons & night skies above NYC like you–and I–
have NEVER seen before.

Copyright 2011 Rev. Scott Ufford

Authors from 5th Dimension Share Amazing Prayer to Transform Your Life!

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Why experiment with saying this amazing Prayer of Pure Goal Words nightly?

Because it’s given to you and me by Ascended Masters who know exactly what EVERY human being on Earth wants and needs now:

A Sacred Prayer that fits every religion & spiritual path–
it’s infinitely useful.

A Sacred Prayer that invokes & opens for you and me–
for every person–
the Highest Powers that EXACTLY fit our private capacity to grow more fully and happily!

A Sacred Prayer that’s intimately personal, completely practical–
one that when you use it, will bring you remarkable results:

YOUR SACRED PRAYER OF PURE GOAL WORDS

“Divine Master of All, Creator of Any and All — Sacred Creature of All Creation’s Power, Truth and Oneness, grant me this day, access to these educational tools suitably matched for my own highest soul growth today.

“Grant me this entrance tool into my own higher dimensional, highest destiny advancement phases in harmony within the sacred sphere of this Heavenly Earth.

“Grant me full access to any and all Divine Ray Influences most potently to be applied to my soul’s development at this time.

“Show me in this perfect Ray of spiritual advancement, what to do, how to live a purposeful life, how to awaken any destiny gifts you have prepared before me to accept in this powerful time for soul advancement.

“Make these and my soul families’ experience upon Earth be a fruitful gift of your love pouring into mine and all our lives as well as we can do.

“Guide these soul-ray-structure alignments within my conscious being, in harmonious accord with all other human beings upon this Earth at this very moment.

“Let us all be blessed in the common human goal of advancing love, light, peace, wisdom, prosperity upon this Holy Earth in your most Sacred Name, Amen.”

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Please put this Living Prayer into action tonight.
Do you dare to let revolutionary AND self-affirming changes enter your life?

You’re welcome to share your results.
Do you think this prayer is nonsense?
Inscrutable?
Genuinely inspired?

You’ll only know by doing.
Peace & Happiness to you.

Used with permission from The Crystalline Ones, higher-dimensional authors working to share revolutionary Divine Wisdom In Action. See their channeled documents, including the surprising 2011-2012 Divine Codes Update, at Divine Code Rule Number One.

Rev. Scott Ufford
Copyright 2011

If God Sees Into All Things, Then…

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Why Are We So Blind?

After all, if God sees into all things,
then God is infinite windows…

If God is infinite windows,
then God is infinite clarity.

Infinite clarity is so formless and unquantifiable
that it exudes into and manifests perpetually,
like an exhalation,
all matters and forms of quantities–
into all universes made.

Infinite clarity being of itself
formless and unquantifiable,
its basic nature is unaltered
by all matters of form and quantity–

even as it interacts with, responds to
and perpetuates all matters of form and quantity.

Yes, perfect absolute clarity is beyond
all measures of form and quantity,
yet in no way separate from form and quantity.

Separation by its very nature impels
imperfect clarity into being,
but it cannot touch perfect clarity.

Our First Conclusion:

Fundamentally and ultimately,
there is no separation between
any thing of form and quantity,
and the infinite clarity of God’s nature.

For any thing of form and quantity,
separation is not part of its fundamental ultimate self.

Separation is merely the imposition
of beliefs about form and quantity
onto living matters of form and quantity.

Our Second Conclusion:

Separation is a creative fabrication.
A game of illusions. A faulty hypothesis
being put to the living “what-if” test
onto matters of form and quantity.

For Strange Example:

A sane man, possessing full sight and full senses
ties a blindfold over his eyes,
declares to himself:

“What if I now know nothing of the body I am in?
What if I am really blind?”

As long as he rigorously enforces his
separation hypothesis as his only acceptable conclusion,
he blinds, numbs and hypnotizes himself into complete victory.

What’s His Only Solution?

Once he admits his indwelling
unquenchable thirst for real clarity,
for real life, whatever it is,
he can only win
by losing his game–
by ending his game.

By losing his game of separation,
he ends his struggles born from that game,
doesn’t he?

Doesn’t he learn one drop more of
what clarity is,
by admitting one drop more of
what it isn’t?

What’s His Victory?:

Doesn’t he bring himself one giant step closer
to the God who sees into him infinitely–
and in seeing into the windows of his soul
with infinite clarity,
infinitely loves him with infinite clarity?

Consider Christ as He who invites you
one giant step closer into that clarity.

Peaceful clear blessings to you,
Rev. Scott Ufford, Spiritualist minister
Copyright 2011